"Why can’t I fuck the dwarf?" - Ancient Dragon Age Prophecy
Putting a minor nsfw tag on here because now you’re all thinking of glow-in-the-dark dicks. :B
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DAI prayer #649:
please don’t make me fight and kill dogs.
*gathers all the mabaris into her arms and whispers gently* I would drown us in blood to keep you safe
THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.
Lila: “Xena really taught you alot, huh?” (The Prodigal S01E18)
"I trusted you and you lied to me."
I’ve always found this scene so difficult to watch, because I know from exsperiance you have to be in a very certain mind set when you try to commit suicide and I know after this Gabrielle goes in to a very deep depression, where she no longer cares anymore she just breaks inside. I think this was the one thing that makes Xena a special show it understands emotion and depression and it was willing to tackle suicide. Personally it always makes me so damn mad when people say your a coward to commit suicide because in truth its the opposite, it takes a mind set where you don’t give a damn and nothing in the world matters to you and your willing to take that step, also it was not seen as cowardly in the ancient world to kill yourself it was seen as noble. So if Gabrielle had gone through with this she would be not have been seen as a coward she would be honoured in death.
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
We were children together.
Look what’s become of me.
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
writers are people who have acknowledged and made friends with their extra souls
a dragon age 2 fanfic of hawke and the gang assembling ikea furniture called “all that remains”
1. Always post the rules.
2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and write eleven new ones.
3. Tag eleven people and link them to the post.
4. Actually tell them you’ve tagged them.
1. Favorite movie?
Fuck your favourite movie. I like Now and Then.
2. What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Uhm. Probably when I just picked up my shit and moved to Georgia the first time to live in the woods and work at a hospital. It was the first time I had ever lived away from home and I went to a new state.
3. Favorite website?
4. What was your last dream about?
Wow. I am too lazy to retype this.
Hazel started out in my dream and she was sitting on this swing that was above the water. She was clutching on so tightly because she was scared because she couldn’t swim and Draven was right there. He kept telling her to come down, that it would be okay, but she refused. There was this girl next to her on another swing. Maybe she couldn’t swim either? Blonde girl. Very pale, very sickly looking. Pretty sure she had been there for a while. And either Hazel noped the fuck out of there or I noped her the fuck out, but the dream switched and I was on the swing.. but it was much lower. Much, much lower. Bottom of my feet could touch the water. Both the girl and Draven were still there. The girl had been talking some and I was looking at her but not really paying attention. She looked a lot worse. And her lips. Those lips. So… blue. That was actually kind of creepy. And Draven off to the side in the water. Standing. One little area where he could stand. Only he could stand. But it kind of switched again and I was in the water. Don’t know if that means anything at this point. But I was throwing this ball at him over and over. Splashing. Playing, of course. He looked amused but he didn’t like it. Didn’t like having things thrown at him but he let me continue for some reason. This continued until this other male came up and said it was his turn to play and then I woke up o_O
Not that it will make sense to many, but this dream disturbs me. It disturbs me.
5. What is your best talent?
I give pretty awesome massages when I try.
6. If you got to go back in time to any period, where would you go and what would you do?
UH. Well. 3.2 Million years ago. Maybe chill out with Lucy.
Titanic would be really cool to visit if I could maybe… you know, not die on board. But I would hit that place up if I knew I was going to live for more than a few days. And hopefully not be in third class. Probably would be.
Myself as a kid. Maybe around 7-9 years old and then maybe also around 12-17 years old. I think I needed the most guidance then.
June 24, 1374. I want to see with this St. John’s Dance Outbreak thing was about. Might be pretty nifty.
Random historical dates that I should not be going to, really.
7. Favorite swear word?
THAT’S A PRETTY INTIMATE QUESTION, DAMN IT.
8. Favorite flavor?
Mmm, all things fruity, really. Mango, strawberry, cherry, clementines. For actual fruits. Candy, soda and shit.. Usually just something with citrus or strawberry. Citrus is usually the way to go with most things.
I also love cinnamon, nutmeg, garlic, and anything super salty.
9. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Wow. Uhm. Maybe being able to say no within one second and then just dancing on that person’s grave. Well, really just being more comfortable with saying no to people. No is a good word. Fuck you.
Uh. Standing up more to authoritative figures? I have a hard time with that as well.
My sleep habits. Those be fucked up like woah.
10. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Power to be invisible or the power of teleportation.
11. Favorite song?
NO IDEA. The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia? Just about any Disney.. or how about just anything I like at the time, okay. Is that so hard to comprehend?
1.What’s the wackiest belief you held as a child?
2. What are the top three qualities that first draw you to someone new?
3. What was one of your most frightening moments?
4. If you were stranded on a deserted island, which three people would you most want to have join you?
5. If you had to do your life over, what one thing would you do differently? Explain.
6. What is power?
7. Why are some people cruel and unkind?
8. How afraid of dying are you? Explain.
9. How do you most want to be remembered?
10. What is something that always brings a smile to your face?
11. From what do you secretly long to be “rescued”?
I am yours.
Love is more than skin deep.